"Suck It Up"

"Suck it Up" those were his exact words to the ladies last night... This was a great show. Me and my girls laughed our butts off. We even had a few rewind moments and one Big Squeel. I bet you can guess when that was? It appears it was time for the ladies to either cry to Jason, become needy, or be very demanding. Lets take a look at the ever so entertaining ladies from last night:

The show started by the ladies having 30 minutes to make up a song to sing for Jason. The girl that Jason picks gets to go on the coveted one on one date. Stephanie...Stephanie...Steph what the heck? She looked like she had been playing dress up with Sophia, with her crazy side, high ponytail and dark blush and jewelry. Was that part of her gig? Her high pitch squeals were terrible! Shannon AKA rapper "ShaNaNa" copied Jason's idea from last year and made up a rap song for him. Melissa made up a rhyme about her one on one date from before~ which I thought was creative. Jillian looked like she was trying out for Coyote Ugly. She was in a red dress with black boots standing on the counter singing to Jason. Megan had her one liner about won't be "Fakin" just baby makin! WHAT? Geeze... Naomi she sang all sweetly, and Lauren thought she had this competition in the bag with her "real" sounding song she made up. Then there was our precious Nikki- who made a huge ordeal about having to sing in front of everyone and then sang some song that she would sing to her future child. I guess she didn't get the memo....they were singing to JASON! Seriously Nikki "Suck it Up." Molly~ won the one on one date by singing about Jason and how he makes her have butterflies!

1.) Molly- (McButter) she got the one on one date. They stayed home and camped outside in a tent. They made smores and.... well lets just say that's not all they made. They hung out all night and we listened to the UMMMM's....& YEAH's coming out from the tent. Jason tells her how she has super soft skin. Seriously J its called Vaseline Intensive Care! She walks in the house early that morning wearing Jasons clothes and says, "I am making bachelor history by being the first to make the walk of shame." She told all the ladies with a great big smile that they didn't sleep much. She loved every minute of it! On a side note~ Jason looked mighty fine with his hat on backwards. *wink* *wink* (He knows what I like!) She got a rose.

2.) Stephanie- (Cupcake) I still like her, but I am afraid that she might too passive for him. She got a two on one date with Nikki. They got all dressed up in gowns that Jason had delivered to them and they went dancing. This was her time to shine. She has been dancing for years. However the connection just doesn't seem to be there like how it is with some of the other girls. When Jason was deciding on her or Nikki I was holding my breath hoping he would pick Steph over Nikki. I turnd blue before he finally gave her the rose. :) Wow her rose ceremony dress was something else...I guess it was her turn to bring her "puppies" to show and tell this week.

3.) Nikki- (First Impression Rose)- Just so AWKWARD. Did anyone catch that the dress she wore on the date was not the one that Jason sent for her to wear? When she has her hair up you can really notice her side burns. It looks better down. She was going on and on about the fact that she should have been married with kids by now. She said Stephanie had her chance already...with her first husband. What a terrible thing to say~ he was killed in a plan accident. I was glad that she did not get a rose. She seems so broken from her 11 year relationship she needs some time to reflect and heal!

Group Date- They went to the set of the soap opera General Hospital and they did a little acting.

4.) Shannon- (Colgate Girl) WEIRDO. She had her first kiss with Jason while acting on the set of GH. She was all about it too! How sad is that?!? She was weird begging Jason over and over to keep her. She started crying etc. She had lip gloss running, snotty nose, & tissue stuck to her lips. She was a hot mess. She took the tissue and was picking her nose~saying this is me being real in front of you! WHO DOES THIS? Me and my friends squeeled out loud when they kissed after all this. She was rejected. Also what was up with her dress at the rose ceremony? Did she have Grandma Knitt that for her before she left? It was terrible. In the end she mentioned going home to her electric tooth brush and french kissing her dog again! I hope she uses Colgate on her dogs teeth. YUCK. Can we say... needs a Psychiatrist. She did not get a rose.

5.) Naomie- ("Eva" Mendes)- She had to play a maid role (surprise there huh) on the GH date and wow they must have kissed and did retakes of their scene like 15 times. This made all the other girls jealous. She was kinda quiet and Jason talked to her and he really seems to like her. She got a rose.

6.) Melissa- (Go Fight Win) My favorite! I loved her top that she wore on the GH date. She looked super cute. She got to talk to him and she started crying and he pulled her into his lap and they shared a sweet kiss and moment together. They have chemistry! She got a rose.

7.) Megan- (Mommy dearest) She also got her first kiss with Jason while acting at the GH set. She was dressed scantily and when it came time for her big kiss she pounced on him like an animal. She was like pulling on his head while kissing him. It was uncomfortable to watch. I bet he has a crick in his neck from that kiss. They had a little time before the rose ceremony and she tried to kiss Jason again and she was dissed by the J Meister! He pulled back and she even made a pouty lip face at him and he was like "What".... and she said "Nothing"...Again so awkward. She did not get a rose.

8.) Jillian- (Oscar Meyer)- I like her too. They look very natural when they are together. She had a proposal scene with Jason at GH. I did not like the blonde wig she wore on set. She looks better as a brunette. She had a chance to talk to him and told Jason that when she talks about him to the other girls she calls him dude and when she is with him she calls him Jason. This is how she tries to keep it all seperated in her mind. She is funny! She got a rose.

9.) Lauren- (Teacher) She got the famous slap scene with Jason at GH. This fit her perfect. She apparently likes to be in control and boss Jason around. She had some time with him on the date and demanded that she get the group date rose. He was taken back by her request. Seriously Lauren did you think bossing Jason around was going to work? He did not give her the group rose and she was not happy about it. In fact at the rose ceremony when she talked to him she mentioned that she should really slap him for not doing as she said before?!? IS SHE CRAZY! She did not got a rose.

At the rose ceremony Jason decide to not give out the final rose stating that he could not lead them on~Megan, Lauran, & Shannon were sent home. Next week they are traveling to Jasons home town of Seattle and Ty is back. Do you think the girls should take Jasons advice and just "Suck it Up?" What are your thoughts about the show. Until next week...