Gas mask- isle 4

I would like to share with you all about my trip to the store tonight. I was in Wal-Mart (that should tell you something right there) and I was standing near the purses. I was minding my own business when I noticed another older couple browsing the same section. The lady was looking and pushing the cart and the man was following behind her. He looked bored to tears. I was looking down and all of a sudden I heard this really loud BADOW! I jerked up (it actually scared me) and I looked towards the extremely loud noise and I noticed the woman snickering and pushing the cart rather quickly out of the area. We made eye contact and she knew I had heard him. She was in a hurry to leave before she died from the smell. I tell you what~ this grown man must have crapped in his pants. I have never heard anything like that. It was like a rocket had shot off in his pants. I then heard over the intercom system- gas masks to isle 4!! HAHA not really but OH MY! This woman had to be mortified (then again probably not). I was shocked and embarrassed that I had heard him! I just about crawled under the rack. I tell you what... if Eddie ever did anything to me like that in public... Have you ever "heard" of such?